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[douchebag]

He might not be worth it but stabbing him in the throat repeatedly would probably make me feel better. Not saying I won't come to you first, because I will if you want me to, but it sure would be therapeutic.

You don't like not having a plan.

[classification]

I'd like you to come to me, yes. We'll figure something out. Without stabbing.

There are loose plans; just nothing set in stone.

[douchebag]

What about Tucker? Can we stab Tucker? You don't like him.

[classification]

[ He doesn't answer right away. He's actually thinking about it. ]

Maybe.

[douchebag]

[ Holy shit, really?! ]

Yeah? I can sweeten the deal. We stab Tucker and I can give you at least one conversation with the great asshole before I start getting squirrelly.

[classification]

[ Well. He doesn't like Tucker. And Tucker is the one who threw the frag. So. ]

I have nothing to say to Washington. That isn't necessary.

[douchebag]

[ Locus mentioned compromises before. This is Felix making one. It's so hard to do it's almost painful. ]

He helped you find yourself without even trying. Maybe he could help you figure shit out easier. So, yeah. It is.

[classification]

[ And Locus appreciates that in his Locus kind of way. ]

I do not require his help. Nor is it something we need to discuss right now. This is all hypothetical, as it is.

[douchebag]

Yeah, well. That's how you do all this planning shit, right? Hypotheticals. I'm just, I don't know, trying it.

[classification]

The effort isn't going unappreciated or unnoticed.

[douchebag]

Is it the kind of appreciation that makes you think it'd be fun to set Leon on unsuspecting people walking in the park?

[classification]

Is that the kind of appreciation you're already having?

[ HE'S ON TO YOU, BUDDY. ]

[douchebag]

No. But I thought if you were in a good enough mood after all that appreciation to feel like having fun we could go have some. There's nothing like watching a bunch of asshole run away screaming from a cat.

[ Get with the program, Locus. This is like remorseless killer date night 101. ]

[classification]

[ Again, he doesn't respond for a few minutes. ]

All right.