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[douchebag]

Yeah, well. That's how you do all this planning shit, right? Hypotheticals. I'm just, I don't know, trying it.

[classification]

The effort isn't going unappreciated or unnoticed.

[douchebag]

Is it the kind of appreciation that makes you think it'd be fun to set Leon on unsuspecting people walking in the park?

[classification]

Is that the kind of appreciation you're already having?

[ HE'S ON TO YOU, BUDDY. ]

[douchebag]

No. But I thought if you were in a good enough mood after all that appreciation to feel like having fun we could go have some. There's nothing like watching a bunch of asshole run away screaming from a cat.

[ Get with the program, Locus. This is like remorseless killer date night 101. ]

[classification]

[ Again, he doesn't respond for a few minutes. ]

All right.