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l☣cus ([personal profile] classification) wrote2016-05-08 05:52 pm

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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-12-28 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
He might not be worth it but stabbing him in the throat repeatedly would probably make me feel better. Not saying I won't come to you first, because I will if you want me to, but it sure would be therapeutic.

You don't like not having a plan.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-12-29 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
What about Tucker? Can we stab Tucker? You don't like him.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-12-29 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Holy shit, really?! ]

Yeah? I can sweeten the deal. We stab Tucker and I can give you at least one conversation with the great asshole before I start getting squirrelly.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-12-29 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Locus mentioned compromises before. This is Felix making one. It's so hard to do it's almost painful. ]

He helped you find yourself without even trying. Maybe he could help you figure shit out easier. So, yeah. It is.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-12-29 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well. That's how you do all this planning shit, right? Hypotheticals. I'm just, I don't know, trying it.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-12-29 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Is it the kind of appreciation that makes you think it'd be fun to set Leon on unsuspecting people walking in the park?
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-12-29 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
No. But I thought if you were in a good enough mood after all that appreciation to feel like having fun we could go have some. There's nothing like watching a bunch of asshole run away screaming from a cat.

[ Get with the program, Locus. This is like remorseless killer date night 101. ]