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[classification]

[ A fact he'll find out when he actually goes to the place to check it out. That'll wind up making him feel worse. ]

That is a thorough list. I will see if anything suits. Thanks.

[douchebag]

You're welcome. Let me know if it helps at all. I tried some of the moisturizer on my ankle and it made it a little better. I'm kind of erratic about applying it though.

[classification]

Are you supposed to use that on your ankle?

[douchebag]

Not the face stuff, but there's "body" lotion. I don't know what the difference is. Looks the same to me. I've been using that. Gunshots are a litle dicey but it's fairly recent so the skin didn't have a chance to really settle.

[classification]

And lotion can get rid of gunshot scars?

[douchebag]

No, but it makes the skin more elastic or something. I don't know. The guy who patched it up did a shit job so it healed bad.

[classification]

I'll have to take your word on it. Though I understand mediocre bandaging.

[douchebag]

Field medics, huh? Worthless assholes.

[classification]

They have never been overly competent.

[douchebag]

Can I offer an unsolicited opinion? Scars aren't all bad. I mean sure, some are but unless they're disfiguring or they cause you problems, they're more like, I don't know, badges of honor or something. They mean you survived shit weaker people might not have. You don't have to be ashamed of them.

[classification]

No, they aren't bad and I hold no shame. Some are just reminders of things I would rather not remember. They won't disappear, but fading would be appreciated.

[douchebag]

Then I hope that stuff works good enough for you. If it doesn't, keep one thing in mind. Chicks and dudes dig scars, so whatever your preference, you can make them work for you.

[classification]

That really isn't something I'm concerned about.

[douchebag]

You married?

[classification]

No. I am just not looking.

[douchebag]

Doesn't have to be anything lasting. Could just be for fun. You said you were trying to have it, right? Go out with somebody some night. Take them home. No strings. Where's the harm? You might even like it.

[classification]

I don't. Years ago, perhaps. I find nothing attractive about a one night stand.

[douchebag]

And you're not interested in dating?

[classification]

No. I am not the easiest to get along with, nor do I care much for interacting with people.

[douchebag]

[ Well, that sounds like someone he knows. So here's his chance to grow as a person. ]

What's your opinion of tall, dark, and ridiculously hot Hispanic men? Because I know a guy who sounds like he'd be right up your alley.

[ Growing sucks. ]

[classification]

[ Is..... is Felix really trying to set Locus up with himself????? Not only that but why is he trying to set anyone up with him at all?! ]

You don't even know me. Why would you attempt to set me up with someone?

[douchebag]

[ Oh for fuck's sake. He doesn't want to do this at all and now he's going to have to sell it? He needs a drink. ]

You seem like a nice person. You don't have to talk to some random stranger but you are. Being alone sucks. Especially in some fucked up world that isn't even yours. Guy I know doesn't deserve to be alone and unhappy. Neither do you. Maybe you'd be good for each other.

[classification]

[ NO MORE DRINKING. ]

I believe I will just say I appreciate the offer but will have to decline. Were I to participate in something like this, I would prefer someone not like me.

[douchebag]

I don't know anybody well enough to make another recommendation. Guess that means you're off the hook.

[classification]

What about you?

[ Who said that??? ]