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l☣cus ([personal profile] classification) wrote2016-05-08 05:52 pm

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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-09-30 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but it makes the skin more elastic or something. I don't know. The guy who patched it up did a shit job so it healed bad.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-09-30 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Field medics, huh? Worthless assholes.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-10-02 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I offer an unsolicited opinion? Scars aren't all bad. I mean sure, some are but unless they're disfiguring or they cause you problems, they're more like, I don't know, badges of honor or something. They mean you survived shit weaker people might not have. You don't have to be ashamed of them.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-10-02 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I hope that stuff works good enough for you. If it doesn't, keep one thing in mind. Chicks and dudes dig scars, so whatever your preference, you can make them work for you.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-10-02 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't have to be anything lasting. Could just be for fun. You said you were trying to have it, right? Go out with somebody some night. Take them home. No strings. Where's the harm? You might even like it.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-10-02 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And you're not interested in dating?
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-10-02 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, that sounds like someone he knows. So here's his chance to grow as a person. ]

What's your opinion of tall, dark, and ridiculously hot Hispanic men? Because I know a guy who sounds like he'd be right up your alley.

[ Growing sucks. ]
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-10-02 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh for fuck's sake. He doesn't want to do this at all and now he's going to have to sell it? He needs a drink. ]

You seem like a nice person. You don't have to talk to some random stranger but you are. Being alone sucks. Especially in some fucked up world that isn't even yours. Guy I know doesn't deserve to be alone and unhappy. Neither do you. Maybe you'd be good for each other.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-10-02 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know anybody well enough to make another recommendation. Guess that means you're off the hook.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-10-02 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't recommend me. If you were just looking for a good fuck, sure, I'd be great. But you said one-nighters aren't for you. And like I said, you seem like a nice person. It wouldn't be fair to you to try anything else. I'm still too hung up on the guy who doesn't want me. Maybe always will be. Getting over shit like that's a lot harder than people lead you to believe.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-10-02 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Whatever he doesn't know, it won't be that he's a worse person than Felix. Felix is a 100% sure of that. ]

Oh, you mean like friends? You want to be friends? Sure.

Coffee sounds nice. You got a time or place in mind?
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[personal profile] douchebag 2016-10-02 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Later, he's going to feel so fucking stupid he didn't see this coming. ]

That makes us practically neighbors! Sure, I'll be there. If you don't show on Wednesday, I'll be there Thursday too. How's that sound?

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