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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-11 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He really isn't trying to be an unreasonable disaster. It just happens. ]

It doesn't take an hour. It takes like, I don't know, three fucking seconds. One second you're pinned down by big ugly aliens and the next you're looking over at the new guy and that's it. Show's over.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-11 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't like how I drive!
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-11 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
And maybe I had a lot of nightmares last night and it's making shit weird. Okay? There.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-11 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's fine. Have fun with your friend. Just not more fun than you'd have with me.

I'm at home. Me and Leon are trying on sweaters.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-11 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I could make them fun. ME. Not him. Have a boring time together.

NO NOT THE SAME ONES.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-12 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes bad driving can be fun. Christ.

And no. Before you have a conniption, I'm putting him in MY sweaters. I'm wearing yours.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-12 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ "Send me a picture." It's really easy. Four words. ]

Are you going to get mad when I screw up? Because I'll probably screw up at least once.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-12 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Then yes. Try to teach me.

[ And because he's feeling less like a sulky baby, he takes a selfie. In it, he's smiling and wearing about four of Locus' sweaters. Leon, laying on the bed atop a mound of clothes, is indeed wearing one of Felix's. The novelty sweater with the taco on it. ]
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-12 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to see what it's like to be you. It's not really working the way I thought it would.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-12 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to bulk up! Probably would've been more successful with one of those puffy coats now that I think about it.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-12 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
I know. I don't get it. It's not like I don't work out.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-12 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
No, but it'd sure be fun to look like one of those sculptures of the perfect male physique.

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