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It's driving lessons. Those aren't fun.
[ What. The shit. ]
The same ones?
[ What. The shit. ]
The same ones?
No, you couldn't. You're not a good driver, Felix.
[ This comes as an afterthought almost, ]
You're not putting him in mine, are you?
[ HE KNOWS IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE! ]
You're not putting him in mine, are you?
[ HE KNOWS IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE! ]
If you really want to learn, I can teach you. But you have to listen to me.
[ He doesn't know how to ask to send a pic, so he is just banking on getting home in time to see it. ]
[ He doesn't know how to ask to send a pic, so he is just banking on getting home in time to see it. ]
[ It feels stupid to say... ]
If you screw up but listened to me and it is a genuine accident, no.
If you screw up but listened to me and it is a genuine accident, no.
Then yes. Try to teach me.
[ And because he's feeling less like a sulky baby, he takes a selfie. In it, he's smiling and wearing about four of Locus' sweaters. Leon, laying on the bed atop a mound of clothes, is indeed wearing one of Felix's. The novelty sweater with the taco on it. ]
[ And because he's feeling less like a sulky baby, he takes a selfie. In it, he's smiling and wearing about four of Locus' sweaters. Leon, laying on the bed atop a mound of clothes, is indeed wearing one of Felix's. The novelty sweater with the taco on it. ]
[ It's not like he's saving that or anything. ]
Why do you have so many on?
Why do you have so many on?
By putting on half a dozen of my sweaters?
You haven't been able to get any bulkier in fifteen years.
You don't have the body type. You're not lacking.
No. What would be the point of secretly thinking something like that?
[ When he can secretly think of plans and jobs and work????? ]
[ When he can secretly think of plans and jobs and work????? ]
[ He's never really associate Felix's face with anything other than being Felix's face. Isn't that what faces are for? ]
Have I ever said that?
[ What is happening. ]
Have I ever said that?
[ What is happening. ]
Okay, let me let you in on a secret.
If someone asks you if you secretly think something unflattering about them, the only right answer is to say you don't think it at all. Immediately. Without hesitating.
Kind of like if a woman asks you if something makes her look fat. It's a trick. If you hesitate, you're in trouble. If you say yes, you're in a LOT of trouble. And if you say no, you're probably still in trouble because she won't believe you.
If someone asks you if you secretly think something unflattering about them, the only right answer is to say you don't think it at all. Immediately. Without hesitating.
Kind of like if a woman asks you if something makes her look fat. It's a trick. If you hesitate, you're in trouble. If you say yes, you're in a LOT of trouble. And if you say no, you're probably still in trouble because she won't believe you.
Edited 2017-01-12 02:44 (UTC)
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