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F ᴇ ʟ ɪ x ([personal profile] douchebag) wrote in [personal profile] classification 2017-01-12 02:44 am (UTC)

Okay, let me let you in on a secret.

If someone asks you if you secretly think something unflattering about them, the only right answer is to say you don't think it at all. Immediately. Without hesitating.

Kind of like if a woman asks you if something makes her look fat. It's a trick. If you hesitate, you're in trouble. If you say yes, you're in a LOT of trouble. And if you say no, you're probably still in trouble because she won't believe you.

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