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l☣cus ([personal profile] classification) wrote2016-05-08 05:52 pm

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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-10 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you don't.

[ And yes, he's completely reading into that. ]

Couldn't hurt, trying stuff. You'll figure it out, you know. Eventually you'll know what you want.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-10 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Stop reading his mind!! ]

You wanna try the horses again?

[ He's kidding. ]

My calendar is wiiiiiiide open.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-10 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. There, see? There's one thing you know you like. Guns.

[ He thinks he likes Leon too, even if he doesn't admit it. ]

What about a dog? You like Leon okay.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-10 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He isn't! ]

That's because I don't like to share. This isn't about that. This is about making you happy.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-10 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe Leon wants a dog too. They could run and play together and chase each other around and sleep in a furry ball together. Leon could stop stealing your lap on the couch.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-10 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You know you're welcome in my lap any time.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-10 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
My masturbatory fantasies disagree.

But if you're that worried about it, just put your head there. I can rub it or something. Brush your hair. It'll be relaxing.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-10 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like that's a trick question.

I've had years to think about you. Of course I've fantasized about having you in my lap. I mean, there's more to it than that. It's not like you're just sitting there. But you're definitely there.

And it's not just that. I've probably fantasized about everything at least ten times. Probably made up shit that didn't even exist before.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-10 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is this curiosity or sexting? Felix wants to ask, but if he asks, he knows he's going to ruin it. So he's just going to go with it and see what happens. ]

Well, it starts off with a lot of kissing. Aggressive, sloppy kissing. Like you can't wait to get anywhere more comfortable so right here's where it's happening. And soon it turns into biting. You've got marks on your neck. I've got marks on mine. We're both hard. You're kind of rocking against and it feels really good. But it's not enough, you know? So I fumble around and get your pants open.

[ Aaaaaaaaaaaaand now he's getting hard. Goddamn it. Time for a break. ]

Sorry. Got carried away.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-11 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Holy shit. ]

It's like, I want to take it slow, you know? Tease a little bit. Make you feel good without getting you off. Really enjoy the way your cock feels in my hand. But then I get my hand on it and that's it. I don't have that kind of patience. I get you out of your pants slow enough but I'm already stroking you. Really working you. And you kiss me or bite me, I don't fucking know and I'm just like Christ I want you to fuck me. And okay yeah this position's not great but I don't care I just want you inside me.

[ That he's switched over to talk to text and is absently rubbing the heel of his hand over his own dick is something only he and Leon, who just walked unnoticed into the room, know. ]
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-11 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
That's not true. I can take it slow. Sometimes I take it really slow and it's you telling me to hurry the fuck up.

[ He almost detours into that fantasy, but then realizes that he needs to answer Locus' question and that keeps him going on the right path. ]

I don't. You do. You just take me by the shoulders and kind of twist and push at the same time. And then I'm on my back and you're on top of me and I still have your dick in my hand and I'm torn. I'm really fucking torn. Move up and you could fuck my mouth. Move down and you could fuck my ass. But you're just kind of there in the middle and maybe I should stop jerking you off but I don't want to do that either. It's really fucking frustrating.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-11 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. It really isn't. Sometimes it is. Sometimes we're on a desk or the floor or hell, one time there was this anti-grav situation and God, that was nice.

[ Now he's distracted. Distracted and his pants are open and his eyes are closed and he's got his dick in his hand. ]

But yeah, you're right. It's easier just to yank my pants off and fuck me. Because you're getting into it and you'd like to get off too. And I don't know don't ask about logistics it doesn't fucking matter. We fuck a lot so I'm ready and there's lube handy. Whatever. Point is the pants go and yours go and then you're fucking into me and I've got a leg around your waist and I don't know you're messing around and I'm like no just FUCK me so you do. Hard and fast like if you don't get off that instant you're gonna explode. And it's so fucking good. You don't even know I try to tell you but it's hard to fucking talk and goddamn it I wish this was your hand.

[ NOT what he means to say but he's really getting into it now and the poor speech to text program doesn't know what the hell to edit out. ]
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-01-11 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is he reading that right? He reads it again and goddamn it he wants to get off but weighed against getting off with Locus, there's no contest. ]

Yes. Okay. I can wait. My hands are off my dick. Please don't get distracted and take too long. Waiting is really fucking hard. I'm really fucking hard. Please hurry. Please. Right now.

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