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[douchebag]

You didn't see it?

[classification]

See what?

[douchebag]

One of your buddies has arrived. Donut.

[classification]

[ The one day he leaves looking at the network until later... ]

What does that have to do with anything?

[douchebag]

[ As if Felix needs any more reasons to be paranoid, now Locus is playing dumb. ]

You aren't this stupid. Don't insult me.

[classification]

[ Nah. He's just being paranoid. ]

None of them are my friends, Felix. This has nothing to do with anything. I have no control over who comes here.

[douchebag]

Didn't say you had control over who comes and goes. I'm asking if I need to get a bigger arsenal. I like to be prepared for amateur assassins.

[classification]

Felix, you're acting ridiculous.

[douchebag]

You don't get to say that until you spend two fucking months reliving your death over and over.

[classification]

[ Well. Okay, he kind of maybe has a point there. Maybe. A little. ]

I don't imagine there will be much difficulty in avoiding him.

[douchebag]

[ He can make a recording of what happens when he's trying to sleep if Locus needs the point hammered home! ]

I'm not talking about him. I don't give two shits about a fucking sim trooper.

[classification]

[ That's okay. He doesn't need that. ]

He's not an ally, Felix.

[douchebag]

[ That should be a relief. Instead, it just makes him angrier. Locus sided with people who weren't even his allies. ]

Isn't he? You sided with him.

[classification]

[ This is the most ridiculous thing. Locus can feel his temperament threatening to get out of control in the only way that Felix is capable of making it happen. ]

No, I did not. Were you listening, you would remember I said I chose a side for myself, not anyone else.

[douchebag]

[ Really, it's his own fault for starting this conversation. Doesn't make it easier. Or change the fact that he's going to go get very, very drunk afterward. ]

So it was just a happy coincidence that both sides wanted me dead. That makes me feel so much better.

[classification]

[ This is completely his fault. They had called a truce!!!!!! ]

I didn't want you dead, Felix.

[ BUT PLEASE. CONTINUE TO NOT FUCKING LISTEN TO HIM LIKE HE'S ASKED. ]

[douchebag]

[ HE LISTENS! LOCUS JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. ]

Then what did you think was going to happen? They'd just say sorry, no harm done, and walk away? You said no more killing. So obviously you weren't hoping I'd kill them.

[classification]

[ He's making perfect sense. ]

What I wanted was for us to leave before we even found them again. But you wouldn't listen. Had you, we would have left then and you wouldn't have died.

[douchebag]

So I deserved to die because I wanted to pay them back for what they'd done to us? Do you even remember the condition you were in?

[classification]

I did not say you deserved to die. [ It's like talking to a gd wall. ] Yes, I remember.

[douchebag]

Then why didn't you help me? You don't want to kill anymore, fine. You could have chased them away.

I've done a lot of terrible things. I admit that. But I would have never stood aside and let you die.

[classification]

Because you were beyond my help. They would not have listened to reason. Just as you wouldn't and still don't. I regret that it happened, Felix, but it is not my fault.

[douchebag]

How am I not listening to reason now? If I was as insane as you're making it sound I'd be on my way to kill that little shit right now.

[classification]

You're accusing me of something that isn't true, and no matter how much I say it isn't true, you refuse to believe me.

[douchebag]

You didn't forget to pick up milk at the store. I fucking DIED. Maybe you can't understand the difference.