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F ᴇ ʟ ɪ x ([personal profile] douchebag) wrote in [personal profile] classification 2017-01-10 11:17 pm (UTC)

I feel like that's a trick question.

I've had years to think about you. Of course I've fantasized about having you in my lap. I mean, there's more to it than that. It's not like you're just sitting there. But you're definitely there.

And it's not just that. I've probably fantasized about everything at least ten times. Probably made up shit that didn't even exist before.

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